Eggjactly Song Lyrics and Translation
From the movie – Jackpot (2013)
Saare jahaan se achcha
Better than the rest of the world
can’t even afford a bloody kachchha
Can’t even afford a bloody kachcha (kaccha is a Hindi word for underwear)
I don’t that pasta Indians
I don’t that pasta Indians (pasta here is a slang word in Hindi for digestion)
sorry, eggjactly
Sorry, eggjactly (eggjactly is colloquial word fo exactly)
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai – 2
Everything is fair and for sale here – 2
Mera Bharat hai mahan
My India is great
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
But all are distraught
Paisa power hi pehchan
Money and power are the only recognition
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
Everything is fair and for sale here
Band hain aankhein, muh, aur kaan
Eyes, mouth, and ear are closed
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
They have opened a shop of chair (Kursi is Hindi word for chair and dukaan for shop. But here the lyricist does not mean a furniture shop, but rather to that chair on which politicians sit).
gamnap shamnap apna imaan
There honesty is lost and dead
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
Everything is fair and for sale here
India thi sone ki yeh chidiya
India was once a golden bird
What’s that
What’s that
Just check the Wikipedea
Just check the Wikipedia
Kya hua, kab hua, kyun hua, kaise hua
what, when, why and how it happened
Maal tha hamara, par gore khel gaye jua
The money was our, but the British gambled
Cut to the 1947
Cut to the 1947
Ab desh hoga heaven
Now the country will be a heaven
Ding dong the bell splash in the well
Ding dong, the bell splash in the well
Heaven hua popat and now even a hell
The dream of heaven is shattered, and now it more of a hell
Bhagalpuram, Bofors, Bhopal, Lokpal
Bhagalpuram, Bofors, Bhopla, Lokpal
Gujarat, Ayodhya, Mumbai ka dekho haal
Gujarat, Ayodhya, Mumbai, see there condition
All is well, all is well
All is well
Ghanta
Balls
Foreign scam, coalgate, cricket ho ya tel
Foreigh scam, coalgate, cricket or oil
Big shot jhol karo and take the bail
The big shot do the scam and take the bail
Politics, politics kya hai yeh khel
Politics, what is this game
Upar deshbhakti, neeche country for sale
They fake devotion for the country upfront, but on the back end sell it
Hum iski lenge, hum uski lenge
We will take from him and them
Woh lenge, hum denge oye 2g 3g
They will take, and will give 2 G, 3G
Itne saare kaand
So many scams
khulte hain jab kaand
When the scams open
Phat jaati hai pant
The pants get teared
What you thought
Wat you thought
Commonwealth to dekho pat gayi hai
Look at the Commonwealth, everything is settled
Aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai
And the pocket of a common man has been cut
Main bhi anna, main bhi anna
I too am anna
dum nahi hai
There is no power
Aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai
And the common is nothing
Doodh wala, paav wala, tel wala
The milkman, the bread and the oil man
Rickshaw wala, sabzi wala, phone wala
The rickshaw man, vegetable and the phone man
Cable wala, film wala, motor wala
The cable guy, film and the motor guy
Taxi wala, raddi wala, istri wala
The taxi, scrap, and the laundry person
Jhoothe ka hai bol bala
All play foul
kaam hai sara jhol wala
and there work is no less than a scam
Jhol, jhol, jhol, jhol
scam
Khambhe se bijli churaate
They steal electricity from the pole
Heroine ke pimple ko bhi
Even to the pimple of a heroine
Dekho yeh headlight banaate
They make a headlight
Paani mein hai doodh milaate
They mix water in milk
Sabzi mein hain ghaas khilaate
and feed grass in vegetable
Mera bharat hai mahan
My India is great
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
but all are distraught
Paisa power hi pehchan
Money and power are the only recognition
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
Everything is fair and for sale here
Band hain aankhein, muh, aur kaan
The eyes, mouth and ears are closed
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
They have opened a shop of chair
gamnap shamnap apna imaan
There honesty is lost and dead
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
Everything is fair and for sale here
Babe, kitne minute ho gaye
Babe, how many minutes has passed ?
Two and half minutes
Two and a half minutes
How the long should it be
How long should it be
Ten inches
Ten inches
You bloody paavli kam, I mean the song
You bloody idiot, I mean the song
Four and half minute
Four and a half minutes
Itne shabd nahi hain mere paas
I don’t have so many words
Ek kaam karo yahaan ek music piece ghused do
Do one thing, push a piece of music here
Sorry, eggjactly
Sorry, eggjactly
Mera Bharat hai mahan
My India is great
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
But all are distraught
Paisa power hi pehchan
Money and power are the only recognition
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
Everything is fair and for sale here
Band hain aankhein, muh, aur kaan
Eyes, mouth, and ear are closed
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
They have opened a shop of chair
gamnap shamnap apna imaan
There honesty is lost and dead
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
Everything is fair and for sale here
It hurts by the heart to say
It hurts by the heart to say
ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat
that my country is in deep trouble
Sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan
99 out of 100 are dishonest
phir bhi mera Bharat mahaan
Then also my India is great
But on the other hand
But on the other hand
Ek imaandar to baaki hai
One honest is still there
Umeed par duniya kayam hai
The world subsist on hope
Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai
But this powder too subsist
Sorry, eggjactly
Sorry, eggjactly
About the movie – Jackpot (2013)
There are places in Goa where the rich can easily be fooled out of their money. A group of swindlers take advantage of this and risk everything just to get caught in a web of their own making.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3309662/
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